And it turns out the sober man’s thoughts are completely fucking crazy.
this sounds so self absorbed, but seriously this is my life right now…
and by proxy it is mine. i give great advice.
BOYS OF THE WORLD, STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH CRISTINA.
ALSO SEND MEN NEXT TIME IN LIEU OF A HOARD OF ANGRY, HORMONE OBSESSED YOUNG BOYS
me: nope, youre the shit. you came onto me
the next morning:
him: true ha. also sorry for how drunk i was last night
me: hahaha, its okay
(but really its not, wtf bro?)
1. not looking forward to hc social, not at all
2. what is this. i don’t even. why?
3. omg he must feel so embarrassed. or at least i think he does
edit: or mad at me. or both.
this sounds so self absorbed, but seriously this is my life right now…
….when it’s finished the day its due
(Source: randomness-is-epic)
My relationship with my body has become very strange these past few months. Earlier in the year, I loved my body without question. I was, although Jesus I still am, a size four, barely any body fat and a wicked metabolism. I didn’t work out because I didn’t need to.
Now I suddenly have gained ten pounds. This doesn’t sound like the end of the world but for someone who has always been 105-8, suddenly stepping on the scale and seeing “117” scares the shit out of me. Okay, not “scares the shit out of me”, I’m just being melodramatic. It’s a wake up call. I’ve been abusing my body and taking it for granted. I need to start working out and eating properly. I’ve noticed I actually have an ass for the first time ever and my thighs are bigger than normal.
I still love my body and would not change a thing about it if I had the chance. I just to “treat my body right”.
(Source: goldbracelet, via greeenmyeyes)
It has come to my attention that there are people in the world who are unaware of the term “wheeling”. This baffles me; wheeling is a wonderful way to describe the practices involved in wheeling.
There are two types of wheeling. First, is the Short-Term Wheeling:
When a boy and a girl meet at da club and they mutually want to see each other naked, they begin talking/flirting.Eventually this leads to grinding, which is when you rub your genitals against their genitals. This leads to making out. The kissing sometimes, for the more adventurous or super fucking drunk, leads to inappropriate touching at da club. You then have the option to take them home for naked inappropriate touching or to move onto the next one.This one night of N.I.T. will lead to extreme awkwardness the next morning. It may turn into a relationship, but good luck with that.
Secondly, there is the Long-Term Wheeling. Admittedly, it is not that different from STW. The main difference is that LTW is done (mostly) sober:
When a boy and a girl like each other, and mutually want to see each other naked they begin talking and flirting. Soon this flirting leads to inappropriate touching. This usually leads to a relationship that consists of more inappropriate touching. However, this can just lead to a lot more inappropriate touching rather than a relationship.
chuck palahniuk , tell all (via sydneyohhh)
i need to read this. and his books.
(Source: greeenmyeyes)